Humping a Car

 

 

Yesterday, I read a post on fellow blogger Reverend  Hornibastard.s  blog regarding crotch sniffing and dry humping being the new trend in greetings
Go here to read it yourself
http://hornibatardsmuse.blogspot.ca/2015/02/newest-greeting-takes-world-by-storm.html

I didn't realise what an effect the Reverend had on the public until I read the following news article.
I do wonder if the below gentleman was once a member of  Our Lady Of Perpetual Lust and after drinking of Reverend  Hornibastard's confessional home brew had taken his teachings to heart.

I am sure the gentleman was joyful to see his vehicle after partaking of the wine and chose to greet it as the Reverend had preached.

Real News Story from Metro News

A man in Alberquerque, New Mexico was charged with indecent exposure after he was seen simulating a sex act with his car while it was parked outside a supermarket.
Mr X (we won't use his real name) 46, was spotted making love to his vehicle outside Smith’s Food and Drug store.
Witnesses said they saw Mr X “humping” his car’s trunk while swinging his arms in the air and shouting. His pants were around his ankles, onlookers said.

Mr X was later found asleep next to his car by police, who said he appeared to be drunk. Two children witnessed the alleged sex act.